Buttercup’s Blues
Dear Fiona,
I am udderly exhausted. Every day, hundreds of adventurers stop by and take some of my milk. I’m the hardest-working cow in Aeternum and I feel every drop of it. I’ve never done anything apart from this, so I don’t know how I can change.
I just feel completely walked over, with adventurers taking advantage of me and riding on my hard work.
Help Fiona, what can I do?
Bovinely yours,
Buttercup of Mourningdale
Dear Buttercup,
Oh my dear, how I feel your pain. Your udders must be completely milked out.
I would normally recommend taking a retirement trip around the world, but then you’d be at risk of adventurers seeking the Cattle Rustler title and a swift death might be worse.
I have heard that Dottie in Windsward has a good gig, spending her days behind the tavern where adventurers don’t tend to visist, for some odd reason. Perhaps moooving around the town to a quieter location might do the trick.
Best of luck,
Fiona
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